Sunday, April 3, 2016

The Forbidden City is Still Forbidden

To us, at least.

Blogging here has proved challenging...I have to borrow Sophie's chromebook, get online, try to vpn...so my posts here may be sparse and out of order. I say that, because I'm about to skip yesterday's trip to the Great Wall and jump ahead to today.

Today was our first day truly on our own. Friday was our arrival day, and yesterday we had a guide, so today was the first time we could really have the experience of being foreign tourists in China.

If I had to grade us, I'd give us about a C-.

I think of myself as a pretty savvy traveler. I've been all over the US and Western Europe, been to India twice, and Central America. Not bad for 40, I think. But China has been an entirely different challenge. And it's completely due to the language barrier. I've always kind of taken it for granted that no matter where you go, people will have some modicum of English. And that I can get by with a couple of trite words  in the local language (hello, thank you, where's the bathroom). But in China? Uh-uh. Nobody....nobody speaks English. Very, very few people seem to have even a couple of words. At our hotel? No. At the restaurants? No. At Starbucks? No. Even our guide yesterday only had very limited English. I've never had my ethnocentricity thrown back in my face with such force!

Here are some examples.

We have a washer and dryer in our hotel room, which is one reason I chose it. How great to be able to do some laundry! Only...the washer is all in Chinese, as is the laundry detergent. It's sheer luck if I don't ruin all of our clothes:














More evidence, seen on the street this morning:


















Who knew that Marco Polo was here in 2010??

So needless to say, we've got a major handicap when it comes to figuring out how things work and getting around. And today, it resulted in a major fail: we had to skip seeing the 2 major landmarks in Beijing: Tiananmen Square (site of the student protests and massacre of 1989) and the Forbidden City.

(Sidenote: I realize that I sound like a major ass here. I am in another country, and it's not their fault that I don't speak Chinese, and I ought to have no expectation of their speaking my language. I'm making observances for illustrative purposes only!!)

The day started auspiciously. After being fleeced by the hotel yesterday for breakfast, Marco and I thought we'd head out early this morning and find some pastries and coffee to bring back to the hotel. So down we are at 7:30 am, scouring the streets for a place that might be open that early on a Sunday. We find an open Starbucks, and knowing that the kids will go nuts for some frappucinos, we head in to order. And since it's Starbucks, we could generally get the point across regarding the drinks we wanted, although there was some confusion which resulted in the acquisition of a green tea latte. Either way. Pumped up by our success, we headed back to the hotel, even stopping in a Chinese pastry shop for some local delicacies--which we were able to order by pointing at the items and holding up the relevant number of fingers.

We arrived back at the hotel, fed the kids, regrouped, and were ready to tackle our day--seeing 2 of China's most famous sites. They were both walking distance from our hotel, so no problem! The sun was shining, and there was an unusually high air quality in the city. Nothing could stop us.

Until we tried to cross the street.

When we arrived at the general area of Tiananmen Square (which lies directly south of the entrance to the Forbidden City), we were walking along a pretty large boulevard with several lanes of fast-moving traffic. There didn't seem to be a good way to cross the street aboveground, but there were several openings along the sidewalk to underground walkways that would take you across to the square. At least, it appeared that way. When we came to the first of these walkways, and started to head down, a couple of people stopped us, shaking their heads no. "Tiananmen Square?" we said hopefully, indicating why we wanted to cross. A guard indicated roughly with his arm that we should continue down the street. OK. So we walked back up to the sidewalk and continued to walk. And walk. And looked for signs or any indication as to where we could cross for the Square. Eventually, we just decided that we should cross through the underground passage anyway, and did so, arriving right outside the square. Now why the guard hadn't wanted us to cross before we'll never know, but it was clearly the right thing to do. 

So we emerged outside the square, but it was sheer pandemonium. People everywhere, milling about. We couldn't see what was happening, there were no signs that had anything other than Chinese characters, and no one we could ask. To me, Tiananmen Square was a public piazza, something you'd just walk through, but apparently not. There were long lines of people waiting to get into the square, passing through metal detectors and apparently buying tickets. The line seemed to go for a mile, and without being able to ask questions to anyone, it didn't look like we were going to be able to get in. Well, that's a bummer, but very well--we'd skip Tiananmen. It would save us time, anyway, to just visit the Forbidden City.

The entrance to the Forbidden City would be back across the other side of the street we'd come from, so we glanced across the way. Lines. Everywhere. Even worse. This did not look to be happening either. But we made our way back across the street, to see if there was a better way in.

The Forbidden City is a large complex, comprising many, many city blocks--after all, it was the Emperor's palace. From our trusty DK guidebook, it appeared that there may be many gates into the palace. So forgoing the hours-long line out front, we decided to head up the east side of the Forbidden City, to try to gain access through a side entrance. 

But we had to fight this crowd of people:



















But we did it, mostly by Niccolo grabbing my hand, pushing through the crowd ("mom--I have to use my skinniness for something"), and dragging us behind him. And we did eventually arrive to a side entrance of the Forbidden City. It was a lot less crowded, and I started to silently congratulate myself on the tricky way we side-stepped the huge lines at the front. There was an open gate, and we started to walk through it. Mumble-mumble. A guard is talking at us in Chinese. He has a stern expression and is shaking his head. I'm guessing we can't get in this way. Maybe we need a ticket. We look around.  There are people everywhere, but no one looks like they might be able to help us. We try to understand. There's a line of people queuing up to our left, and we head over there, thinking maybe they are getting tickets. Nope--they're waiting for a bus. At least I think they are. We wander back. A couple of Chinese girls ask for a picture with me. I oblige. (Sidenote 2: this happens to me in Asia, where my bottle-blonde hair stands out like a sore thumb and turns me into a circus freak) We must look frustrated, because finally a couple of girls head over to us, asking if they can help us. In English. In English! We explain that we want to get in, and they tell us that we have to walk back 20 minutes to where we were originally. At this news, we all look at each other, take a final picture of the outside of the Forbidden City, and walk away. Time to admit defeat.

So no Tiananmen Square, and no Forbidden City.

In fairness, I've also never seen the Uffizi in Florence, or the actual David, and it took me more than one visit to Paris to go up the Eiffel Tower. I am destined to enjoy things from the outside. At surface-level. Sigh.

Here's a picture of one of the main gates to the Forbidden City (from the outside), where Chairman Mao in 1949 declared the advent of the People's Republic of China:


So, a traveler's fail today.

On the upside, we were able to see the Hutongs--which is the last part of Beijing where you can still see traditional courtyard houses. It was absolutely packed with people, but we did have lunch in an amazing restaurant called the Dali Courtyard.  Meals in China have been a super pleasant surprise! The food has been wonderful, and luckily, most restaurants have a sort of fixed-price menu (at least I think they do, we've never been able to communicate), where we just go in, sit down, they ask us something in Chinese, we shrug and answer "all good" in English, they go away, they bring us plate after plate of food, and then we pay. It works!

So we ate a fat meal, which included no fewer than 15 different items, including a whole fried flounder and mushrooms cooked in banana leaves.

















Yum. But as always, there were only chopsticks to eat with (I'd read really good advice about bringing plastic forks with you, but sadly, didn't follow that advice). However, through a lucky accident, I found that there is a way to get a knife and fork: break your chopsticks. I tried so hard to spear a piece of cheese with my chopsticks that this happened:























And then they gave me these:












I guess the day wasn't a total fail.

Friday, April 1, 2016

Just Call me Santa, Cause I Flew Over the North Pole.

Did you know that's how you fly to China?

You fly over the North Pole. That's not how I pictured it at all....I pictured more of an East - West sort of thing...but there you have it. How cool is that? Proof:


See? There's our plane, flying over the world. I'm on top of the woooooorrrrrld!!!

Anyway, we made it over the North Pole, and landed in Beijing. And it was an exhausting, long 2 days. I mean, I knew it would be a long flight. but come on people.

To start with, we had a 4-hour drive to Toronto. After landing in a hotel around midnight Wednesday, we bounded back out of bed at 6 am, bleary-eyed but excited. We then rushed to Toronto airport to catch our flight back to Detroit. Now this may sound crazy to you, since I was already in Detroit. It's kind of like the time my family drove to the Mackinac Bridge at 4 am, waited in line 2 hours to be bussed across the bridge, only to walk back across it. But I digress. 

We flew out of Toronto, laying over in Detroit, because it saved us $500/ticket! For those, unlike me, who can do math, that's about $4,000 savings!! (I said I couldn't do math) So totally worth it. And it would have been, only once at the airport, we found that the plane was going to be delayed by 2 hours. With a 2 hour layover in Detroit, this left us, what...0 hours left to catch our Beijing flight. 
Pandemonium. 
I beg, I plead, I call Delta. I talk to the gate agent. I call Delta again. No other flights. No other flights unless we want to fly to Detroit at 9:00 that night, fly to New York, stay the night in New York, and then fly to Shanghai. (Wrong city, but Americans don't care, I guess) So we decide to tough it out and take our chances.

So how does this play out? 2 hours later, we board the plane, land in Detroit, push past several old people on the plane, run through the tunnel at DTW back to Terminal A (because of course, we've landed in the furthest terminal possible), and arrive last to the gate, to an irritated gate agent who grudgingly lets us on the plane. It's like that scene at the beginning of Home Alone. Only we don't leave any kids behind.

We board the plane, high-fiving each other for making it, and start unpacking our junk to settle in for the 14 hour flight. Ahhhhh....bliss.

Only an hour later, we're still sitting at the gate. After several delay announcement, it becomes clear that there is a problem with the plane, and we'll all have to get off, change gates, and board another plane due in from Amsterdam. 

Really??? We could have avoided the morning sprint through the airport.

So we deplane, change gates, and 2 further hours after that, reboard another one. At this point, we've been traveling for nearly 24 hours and haven't left town! 

Long story long, we're here. We arrived in Beijing. We've eaten squid on a stick, and seen a chopstick store. It's real now.

We're off to the Great Wall today...more to come.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Chairman Mao & Coca Cola


You know that I am feeling out of my element when I do amateur travel moves--like picking up local currency before leaving the States. That's the kind of move my parents make (no offense Randy and Lynn).

But this time...concerned that despite my calls to them, my banks will shut down my card and leave me penniless in Asia, I picked up some Chinese Yuan. (How do you even pronounce that?? You-ahn. Ywan. Wan. Who knows.)

Anyway, I'm not actually unfamiliar with the local currency exchange shop in Birmingham, as I head there at least once a year to pick up currency for--you guessed it--my parents. 

So while the gentleman working there was doing other low-tech amateur things involved in currency exchange like photo-copying my driver's license and finding exchange rate cards for me to put in my wallet, he did offer up some very interesting and compelling Chinese travel advice.

For instance:

Note the photo of my shiny, new 100-Yuan note below. He made me notice that it is plastered with a large rendering of Chairman Mao. He assured me that all Chinese banknotes will have Chairman Mao's face on them. 



If it doesn't have his face on it, then it is either Taiwanese (?? Apparently they will slip these into the change of unsuspecting tourists??) or "jiao"--which are coins. Paper coins. Paper coins? Yes, paper coins. Whatever. Instead of helpful, I found this slightly confusing and certainly anxiety-inducing. The key appears to be: Look for the Mao. 

Mantra for the trip: Look for the Mao.

Besides this, though, he gave me another tip. As a fairly seasoned traveler, I feel that I have the rule down that you DO NOT drink the water if ever in doubt. So as he started to tell me that I shouldn't drink the water, I was smirking on the inside.

But then he said something that totally validates my unhealthy existence.

He said that if I don't have enough bottled water to brush my teeth, that instead of turning to tap water, I should use coke. 

Coke!

He claims that this will work better, and will even disinfect your teeth.

I may take to doing this even here in Michigan!!

Sunday, March 27, 2016

China: The Next Frontier.

....and I thought getting ready for an RV trip was rough.

The fact is, we are leaving for Spring Break in China in 3 days. (Oh---you didn't know that China was the hot new Spring Break destination?? Well it is.) And this time, I'm not running around like a crazy person worrying about whether I packed enough socks...I'm kind of freaking about about the loss of internet capability I expect to find in China.

In fact, this may be the only post that any of you ever read. Why? Apparently, the following sites are all blocked over there:

Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, WordPress.com, Blogspot, Blogger, Flickr, SoundCloud, Google+, Google Hangouts, Google Play, Google, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Bloomberg, Reuters, LeMonde, L’Equipe, Netflix, Youtube, Vimeo, Google News, Daily Motion, Wikipedia, Google Drive, Google Docs, Gmail, Google Calendar, Dropbox

Plus about 3,000 more.

Basically, the whole internet. I'm freaking out.

So I'm frantically downloading various VPNs to try to access anything while I'm there.

Wish me luck. If you don't hear from me, I'm not dead.

I'm just offline.