It's Not What I've Done to Get Ready...

It's what I haven't done! T-2.5 days until takeoff and I have not done the following:

• Packed
• Gotten any kind of vaccinations
• Made sure Marco snags me some Ciprol so I don't die of dysentery
• Planned any kind of travel while in India
• Bought gifts for my India team
• Planned the trainings I should conduct there
• Paid the bills before I leave
• Made Marco a survival guide
• Planned Sophie's birthday party so she isn't stuck party-less when I get home
• Gotten my hair colored, fake tanned, or scheduled a pedicure.

I'm pretty much screwed.